Dear God,
Do not recoil when I say I think of you that way. My only frame of reference for anything close is incest. I want to be in your lap. And I want to take all the blame. Please don't be quiet. Come to me loud and change my life. Shock my hair white and my eyes wild.
Touch me.
Love,
Girl
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hey girl,
i was thinking, how 'bout you and me hit up the spot for old time sake? i saw in the papers some big-city band's supposed to be playing. whattaya say? i got a couple of Tiff's slutty tops out of the hamper; we can give 'em the ol' one-two-peek-a-boo. fingers crossed, we'll be in the back of the van in no time. i know you haven't had much time on your hands since Franks' stroke, but bring him over here; Tiff or the dog will keep an eye on him. come one, it's been years now. when's the last time you got some dick? no, when's the last time you got some rocker dick?
xoxo,